Dear workers of the world or really just the department of road work and anhiliation,
I know, I know, you are just doing your job and technically, you're probably not even finished just doing your job yet but I'd really like to point out the good work you've been doing downtown these past few days.Being appreciated is not over rated, ever, and I'd like to throw some major thank you's your way because those streets you've ripped up right in the middle of the intersection - man, those are H-O-T-T-T with three T's even. I love how, when I attempt to cross the street, I love how I trip and fall into the holes in the pavement. In fact those holes in the pavement kinda sorta match the holes on the sidewalk. Nice work! I mean, I would have never thought to have done that. Never in a million years. How long did it take to plan that out?Forever, I bet.
Oh, I know there probably isn't enough money in the budget to actually fix the streets what with the millions our dear mayor has elected to spend uglifying Millienium Park. Or maybe it's just too darn hot outside to pour the asphalt and cover the holes and rough bits? In any case, I think you should leave it just the way it is. It's perfect for falling and who does that enough these days?
Love,
Suzanne

Posted by Suzanne at June 8, 2004 01:20 PM

White's Statement:
Don't lose heart!

Owen's Commentary on White's Statement:
...they might want to cut it out...

Byrd's Addition to Owen's Commentary:
...and they want to avoid a lengthy search.
tramadol

Posted by: tramadol at August 8, 2004 09:51 PM