December 16, 2006

overheard in new york

so here's the conversation i heard while sitting on the bus the other day:

guy #1: "yeah, she got a fat ass."
guy #2: "really? no. i don't think she got a fat ass."
guy #1: "ok, she got a medium-sized ass."
guy #2: "ok. medium."
guy #3: "yeah, medium."
guy #2: "ok, who else got a nice ass?"

Posted by naseem at December 16, 2006 12:05 PM
Comments

I was really hoping conversations like this didn't exist, but it was a utopian thought.

Posted by: lacey at December 17, 2006 01:19 AM

lord have mercy! hilarious. and, odd.

Posted by: delara at December 17, 2006 10:30 PM

Were they talking about me? Huh weird....

Posted by: Patrick at December 18, 2006 01:42 AM

Am I a bad person if I laughed out loud while reading this?

Posted by: Andrew at December 28, 2006 01:31 PM

Oh, Lacey. Don't you know conversations like this are not even confined to NYC buses? I shudder to suggest even a neighboring cubicle in your H-town office might be a scene of such an exchange.

Posted by: atoosa at February 2, 2007 03:26 AM