September 22, 2005

proposed constitutional amendment

things a woman shall be entitled to while menstruating:

§ 1 - excused absences from work, school, or other comittments (at her discretion)
§ 2 - extensions on assignments due at work or school during the course of menstruation (1 week minimum for extension)
§ 3 - unrestricted quantity and variety of food, drink, and dessert (at her discretion)
§ 4 - unlimited free body massages from trained professionals
§ 5 - free access to baths and saunas in top-rated health and fitness facilities
§ 6 - free over-the-counter analgesics and free feminine hygeine products
§ 7 - free 24-hour housecleaning and cooking services
§ 8 - sympathy from strangers
§ 9 - exceptional courtesy from men
§ 10 - chocolate (at her discretion)*


* § 10 shall be construed as separate from, and in addition to, § 3

Posted by naseem at September 22, 2005 08:54 PM
Comments

i second the motion!!!

Posted by: meisa at September 23, 2005 09:27 AM

the motion carries.

Posted by: delara at September 23, 2005 11:46 AM

I just did a nice blog catch up about what you have been up to. It sounds like you are having a really great time in NY (security guards and menstraul cycle aside). I am definetly gonna try to figure out a way to come and visit you in New York at some point while you are there. I miss you a lot!

Posted by: Javad at September 25, 2005 07:43 AM

I like law school Naseem. A lot.

Posted by: lacey at September 26, 2005 06:33 PM