meisa's lagoon

yesterday walking home from work along a bike path, i saw a penis.

immediately the image of that song "detachable penis" pops into my head and you would think that perhaps it was laying there, next to a broken toaster oven, and someone was trying to sell it for 22 dollars.

but no, this one was not detachable. it was very attached.

i had just passed 2 people (normal people...welll, as normal as you can get for berkeley) sitting on a park bench when i heard someone in the bushes. i naturally turned my head to see what it was. and there was a man peeing in broad daylight, facing the path for all to see. most men who pee in public would have faced the fence, but not in berkeley i guess. kind of a shocker, to say the least. i suppose i should be thankful that, while he was facing the path, at least the stream wasn't so powerful that it made it onto the passersby.