meisa's lagoon

i can't believe i forgot to post about this.

i got a splinter in my boob.

i was leaning up against a wooden table, and kept feeling something uncomfortable when i moved in certain ways. i checked the table over and over again for stray pieces of wood that could be poking me, but it was perfectly smooth. but indeedy, there was a stray piece of wood poking me. it went through my sweater, through my bra, and into my boob. i couldn't come up with a clever way to inspect while in public, so i snuck away to the restroom. and low and behold, there it was poking out. thankfully, it dislodged with no problem, and i returned to my table, careful not to lean against it anymore.