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whisotto

whisotto: noun (a) a mildly tasty blend of wheat and chicken that smells terrible and looks like green vomit; (b) my dinner last nite

recipe: saute one chopped onion and add chicken breast/thigh/whatever. saute until cooked through. pour in an indiscriminate amount of chicken broth and boil. add wheat (also known as freekeh). continue cooking while stirring, until it looks like risotto with the rice replaced by wheat. once the consistency is of proper puke texture, eat. be sure to cover nose while cooking and eating.

Comments

sounds delectable :)

ha-- i can always tell when i'm using a recipe of yours, by the inserted commentary about what the consistency should be at certain stages (usually likened to "puke")

by the way, how's your lab goo coming along?

I bet the first time someone invented pizza it wasn't that great. Give whisotto a few years and I'm sure papa whisotto will be delivering right to your doorstep.

keep dreaming khalid