meisa's lagoon

note: i don't really love martha this much. it's all become more of a joke than reality.

note II: disregard previous note. i LOVE martha. my love for her is no joke. pure admiration and respect, martha, just admiration and respect.

in her march editor's letter, margaret roach, the horribly unattractive martha replacement whose picture has been featured in every month of martha stewart living - for the love of god, martha, come back so i don't have to see her face anymore, shares with us the anticipation of spring - and MARTHA'S HOMECOMING!!!!!

"...that's the thing about martha - she is always martha...she remains ever the can-do optimist, starting letters even from prison with sentences like 'today was a pleasant day,'...martha also continues to be the most resourceful person i know. 'see what one can do with nothing?' she wrote not long ago in an upbeat letter full of anecdotes about her many adventures in creative reuse at alderson...the tales were always surprising: foraging for wild greens, such as dandelion, on the prison property to augment the limited fresh vegetable offerings in the diet there...cooking up impromptu recipes in the microwave with whatever very basic ingredients the commissary had for sale..."

oh martha, no more dandelions and microwave fishsticks. soon it will be foie gras and lemon tarragon chicken for you.