seventh heaven
i have seen the light, and it is my ass in seven jeans.
you can tell it is "the light" because they put swarovski crystals on the butt pockets so your ass sparkles.
they're only about 200 smackaroos, perfectly reasonable for a sparkly butt i think.
their logo is "seven for all mankind". don't you think all mankind deserves to have glitter butt? but if all of mankind's asses can't glitter, then at least all of mankind can see my ass shine. please donate to my special charity, meisa's crystal ass, to fund the purchase of seven jeans. all donations are tax deductable and proceeds go towards meisa's sparkle butt.
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best.post.ever.
hilarious!
Posted by: Abby | November 30, 2004 10:34 PM
$200 for a pair of jeans??? meisa, you don't want to be like flavia, do you? :)
Posted by: cynthia | December 1, 2004 07:06 AM
So what I was wondering - as nice as your ass looks, does it hurt? From the crystals digging into it when you sit down? (I was going to ask you this by phone, but it seems you were busy. Or maybe you passed in front of a mirror and the sparkle of your butt blinded you, making you stumble, and you hit your head? Regardless, I had the pleasure of speaking with the wonderful Max.)
Posted by: shokufeh | December 1, 2004 01:26 PM
I think having a sparkley ass is worth $200, if that's your thing. Hey, if you got it...
(I mean, know what I'm sayin'? This is my motto.)
Posted by: Lacey | December 1, 2004 04:57 PM
Meisa's Crystal Ass should be the title of a miniseries.
Posted by: +mojan. | December 2, 2004 12:46 PM
i think it was one in the early eighties starring richard chamberlain and morgan fairchild in the coveted role of the crystal ass. don knotts was the drunken jean tycoon.
Posted by: anis | December 9, 2004 02:27 PM