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shoehorn poetry

shoehorn haiku
a simple scooped face
you slip my shoe on so well
i love you shoehorn

shoehorn limerick
there once was a plastic shoehorn
it broke, so now i must mourn
for it snapped in two
when i put it in my shoe
now plastic shoehorns i scorn