toilet talk
these past few days i've been so sore from running that i find the mere act of lowering myself down onto the toilet to pee is too much to handle.
now i opt for the dropping of pants and falling backwards until i hit the toilet seat.
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these past few days i've been so sore from running that i find the mere act of lowering myself down onto the toilet to pee is too much to handle.
now i opt for the dropping of pants and falling backwards until i hit the toilet seat.
Comments
Dear My Cousin,
Please make -sure- the seat is down when you do this. I am fearful that, in your haste, you may drop trou and then fall backwards into a seatless toilet. The result would be funny, yet not so funny due to it being real life (or at least real life, as played out in my mind).
Posted by: shokufeh | September 20, 2004 05:44 PM
Now if I hear a crash in the bathroom while I'm over at your apartment tonight, I'll know exactly what it is.
Posted by: +mojan. | September 21, 2004 08:52 AM