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everyday office speech

you're a f***** grad student. jesus. what the f*** to these f***** guys want?

i've always loved to count, everything from the number of words on a page in my book to how many stairs i'm climbing to the number of letters in the longest word on the back of my shampoo bottle. but i honestly don't think i can count high enough to count the number of times the word f*** is used in my office. lovely place to work, huh?

just another sampling for those curious.

f***** baja fresh closed. i wish ____ liked f***** jimmy johns. now all we have left is f***** quiznos and chipotle.
f*** him. he's not coming with us.

Comments

what a shame. such frequent use of the f-bomb only serves to lower its shock-value and takes the pleasure out of saying it when one really needs to curse.

for the ignorant among us, could you please explain what "jimmy johns" are? (or who he is?) is this the northern equivalent of port-a-johns?

ha cynthia! no, jimmy johns is a sandwich shop. a crappy one at that i think. well, not crappy cause it's so cheap, but you can do much better.