missing:
a package made with loving care by my mother.
contains: a short a-line pink skirt with white polka dots (size 8), a pair of pants, and shoes. i could not handle hearing the details on the pants and shoes. it was just too painful.
last seen: in my father's hands
current hypothesis: my father messed something up
if you see anyone wearing a skirt matching this description please interrogate them or rip off the skirt from their body.