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confessions of a teenage drama queen

except i'm not a teenager. and i'm not a drama queen. my dad calls me queenie, but that's about it.

1) one time, while running the mile in elementary school, i only ran 3/4 laps so i could be under 10 minutes. sadly enough, i was still one of the last people finished. juliebutt was on to me.

2) i used to use the burnt sienna tube of my dad's fancy watercolor to make fake scabs on my knees

3) my third grade teacher had a bucket of candy behind her desk. i used to throw my pencil into it and pick it back up, along with pieces of candy.

Comments

Sneaky, sneaky! What's with the scabs? I was always fascinated with "peeling." You know, like with sunburns. I always had darkish skin so I wouldn't burn very often...but I was always kind of jealous when someone would peel. So when I would skin my knee or whatever I was really excited because it entailed "peeling." Gross? Yes, probably. But I hear ya.