throw a little shrimp on the barbie!
no wonder men like to grill. last nite, i had the distinct pleasure of being in charge of the grill for awhile. tongs in hand, i poked and prodded the meat and vegetables slow roasting above the fire. i felt like i was controlling the world. those tongs are not to be taken lightly. it's kind of like the feeling i get from using power tools. i became the almighty, all powerful grill master. ladies, take control of the tongs, they will make you invincible. no more of this "buy your dads grills and grill equipment for father's day"...do it for mother's day. more power to women!
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tongs alone will give you nothing. you seek the intoxicating power of the flame. for ages, us men have gained control of women and the rest of the world with fire...or by setting things on fire. just look at such tools of female oppression as the potato gun, the internal combustion engine, and, perhaps most significant of all, the vanilla-scented candl...wait. dammmmit. that's a chick thing.
i need an eraser.
Posted by: ghost of christmas past | April 30, 2004 07:03 AM
"ladies, take control of the tongs"
This is solid advice. I will heed it.
Posted by: lacey | May 3, 2004 05:38 PM