meisa's lagoon

smoke, like an infestation of ants, crawls over your tongue down your throat and into your lungs. it feeds off of the inner walls of your lungs, eating them away layer by layer.

maybe the smokers' high comes from the smoke dancing about the inside of your body. or maybe it's all in your head. maybe there is no high. the cigarette is just a stupid replacement for whatever may be missing in your life.
so why bring it to your mouth? get out there, find what it is you are really missing, find whatever it is that the smoke is replacing, or embrace that which you already have - i'm sure it's better than anything the cigarette has to offer.

after all, when it comes down to it, after smoking a cigarette, the tar coating your lungs deposits roughly 70 micrograms phenol, 280 micrograms catechol and 100 micrograms hydroquinone. if you're really that interested in having these toxins in your body, i can very easily make up a solution from chemicals in the lab. you can just drink your death instead! and then us nonsmokers wouldn't be affected by your smelly clothes, your yucky kisses, and your air pollution.

do us all a favor...quit or place an order for my "drink of death". i take cash, check and charge!