meisa's lagoon

i usually leave bugs that i see indoors alone. they don't typically bother me and i figure, who am i to take their life? so unless they do something offensive, (for cockroaches, this simply means existing.) i leave them alone. but in the bathroom, i always get these horrible visions. i always imagine, as i'm sitting down to pee, that the one bug i see in there is going to have some sort of magnetic attraction to my butt and crawl/fly up it. logically i realize that it is a fairly small opening in a comparitively large bathroom and the bug would have no reason to go up my butt. but i think it everytime. in fact, i think i feel one in my butt right now. i knew i should have killed it!!!