he said, she said
well, you know, she was totally bashing you the other day. she said you were an inconsiderate, rude bitch.
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how dare you slam me? how could you call me those names? i totally have your back on everything, and you say those things about me?
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you told her i said that? i didn't say those things. i said what i did in confidence to you, and i would never call her those things. you totally misinterpreted what i said, and now she hates me.
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you told her i told you? i'm sorry, but i don't tell you these things so you go blabbing them to the world. besides, i didn't say she called you a bitch. i just said that you hurt her feelings.
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i'm so sorry honey, you know i love you.
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i'm so sorry honey, you know i love you.
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i'm so sorry honey, you know i love you.
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just come out with it already. don't go beating around the bush, or pass it through a game of operator. you must know that never works in the end anyway.