meisa's lagoon

recent compliments from coworkers and what i should have said:

CW: your shoes are...unique.
MK: you are...a moron.

CW: oh, well if you made that, it doesn't really matter if it breaks.
MK: i guess you're right. i don't think it would really matter either if i broke your body in half.

CW: your art looks like a toilet.
MK: why thank you. your head looks like a toilet.