a breath of fresh air
so it's time...i'm about to announce a major life decision. maybe some of you have seen this coming. i have to say, it came on slowly, but i know for sure that i've made the right choice. after more than 20 years, i'm saying goodbye.
goodbye aquafresh. you have been my favorite toothpaste for so long now, but it's time we went our separate ways. you just aren't fulfulling my needs. there was that brief time when i was entranced by arm & hammer baking soda tooth powder, but i came back, as you were sure i would. but not this time, my friend. i suppose we have this whole tube of you to get through, and maybe i'll change my mind. but it is unlikely. please don't get your hopes up.
i've been cheating on you here and there in search of a suitable replacement. i haven't made up my mind yet, but i do know for certain that we are just not right for each other.
please don't make this any harder than it needs to be. i don't think we can even be friends anymore. it will just be more painful.
good luck aquafresh. i'm sure you'll find someone else's mouth to freshen.
Comments
Aquafresh, do you want to try my mouth? I have more teeth and a longer tongue.
Posted by: Khalid | November 17, 2003 02:31 PM
more teeth?!?! don't we all have the same number? you are either implying that i have lost some of mine, or you are a freak. since all of mine are still around, this leads me to the only rational conclusion that you are a freak. but i already knew that.
Posted by: meisa | November 18, 2003 02:51 PM