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lies, lies, lies

i've been looking at a lot of blogs recently (all in an effort to avoid work) and have found everyone to be much more interesting than i am. in an effort to make myself more intriguing to myself (and maybe you all), i'm going to tell blatant lies.
this morning my foot got run over by the weinermobile. i was walking to work, and just as i was crossing maple, the weinermobile comes rushing by and clips my toe. fortunately, the driver realized what he had done, and explained that he was rushing to the hospital because his wife was in labor with an alien baby. since they were on their way to the hospital anyway, i jumped in. no worries, the lovely people there took care of my foot.
in other news, i shaved my eyebrows off this morning. it's a new look. i'm diggin' it.

Comments

Lies are wonderful! They make everyone so happy!
The tooth fairy, Breast implants, Santa claus, and Bush's victorous annexation of Iraq have pleased millions of kids and adults.

Crazy drunken wienermobile driver!