black white indian man woman
black white indian man woman lives across the alley from us. he/she gets a nice view of our bathroom and andrea's bedroom. his/her name comes from the fact that we can never tell the gender/race of this person. most recently black white indian man woman has been a bearded white male who never leaves the dining table and most definately has been caught looking into andrea's bedroom.
but now, black white indian man woman has disappeared. the lights are always off and no one is around. in a strange way, we miss him/her. i'm a little worried, but if i call the police, i think they might have a hard time coming up with a composite sketch for black white indian man woman.
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<i>update: andrea has spotted black white indian man woman. i think we will all sleep a little better now, knowing that he/she is safe</i>