Excuse me, I just wanted to let you know that one of the stalls is out of toilet paper.
Mumble, mumble, handicapped.
Oh, not the handicapped stall, the other one.
Mumble, mumble, one.
Oh, there's only one stall in there?
Come with me.
O-kay? (I follow her into the bathroom)
So, see, when this one is out of toilet paper, you just go in this other stall, get toilet paper, and then do your business.
Uh, yeah, well I already did what I needed to do. I was just letting you know for future patrons.
And I'm just letting you know I know how to do my job.
I so feel your pain. The toilettes at my work never function properly (but we always have TP)
The other day I forgot to put the TP over the sensor, so after I finished my business and made the move for TP, it flushed. The toilettes splash when the flush, so I jumped up and the door swung open.
I mise old fashioned manual flush toilettes, manual faucets, and paper towel holders that will release the paper towels...
Posted by: Emmaleigh at December 12, 2007 02:08 PMWhat the? That's hilarious. And depressing.
Posted by: +mojan. at December 13, 2007 10:07 AMYou are kidding, right?!? That gave me a good laugh for the day!
Sorry I've been a bad commenter. Hoping I'll be better!
Posted by: Greenstylemom at December 26, 2007 12:11 PM