My first waking thoughts on Tuesday morning:
1) I am married, with a child
2) Did you forget that he's a crazy man who jumps on couches and pays big money to get to the special level that exists on a cruise* ship?
These are the thoughts of a woman who's just awakened from a dream in which she was embracing Tom Cruise, happy about their budding romantic relationship. Do not judge me. I cringe. Teenage celebrity crushes must linger somewhere in the subconscious. Maybe the other major part of the dream - cars speeding the wrong way on a one-way street, without their headlights, at night - was trying to warn me away?
*Cruise. Cruise. Get it? Maybe that's why he's attracted to Scientology - its elite celebrate his name.
Posted by Shokufeh at February 1, 2006 03:05 AMnow that's funny.
Posted by: nas at February 1, 2006 08:36 AMStrange dreams make life more interesting and that was a funny one.
Posted by: steph at February 1, 2006 12:23 PMCELEBRITY cruise lines? Eh? EH!!
Posted by: lacey at February 3, 2006 06:44 PM