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The miracle sneeze

There are many miraculous things about pregnancy. I mean, there's a creature growing inside of me! And if she's a girl, she now has six million eggs! But one of the things I continue to marvel over is that, during pregnancy, a sneeze is so much more powerful. A sneeze used to make me focus on my nose, hoping that snot wouldn't fly out. Now, a sneeze makes me focus on my nether regions, because, as I said, the sneeze is powerful. Even if you've just emptied your bladder, a sneeze has the ability to find that drop of pee that was content to stay in some forgotten crevice of the bladder. And not only that, it transforms that drop into something much larger as it expels it from your bladder. Power.