After a few hours of contemplation, I have decided to have my legs amputated. I'm going to have a neighbor come remove the useless appendages, using the dining table for the surgery. What good are two columns of jello? That's what they've been reduced to by my Pilates class.
Posted by Shokufeh at October 07, 2003 10:12 PMYou're hilarious!
Posted by: +mojan. on October 8, 2003 04:39 AMNo. I'm serious.
Posted by: shokufeh on October 16, 2003 10:43 AM