May 15, 2003
Bird poo as skunk stink on my shoulder

A little while ago, a few of us went out to do an errand. When we got back in the car, my nose was assaulted by the smell of skunk. I thought maybe it was outside (though now that I think about it, I'm not sure if there are skunks here), or that one of us had suddenly developed some powerful BO. So, I didn't feel like I could say anything, just in case it was the latter. How embarassing it would be if I then discovered it was my pits smelling so skunky. Or someone elses.

So then I come back to the office and kept getting whiffs of skunk. I started sniffing various body parts and realized that my left shoulder was the culprit. Once I determined that it wasn't the pits - of my body or my shirt - I thought it might be okay to ask a friend if she smelled it, too. She was able to spot what I could not - a tiny spot, goldenrod in color, on the back shoulder of my shirt.

I've tried dabbing with water and alcohol, but I can't full-on take my shirt off to clean it, so the smell still clings. This may call for a little shopping trip. Just so I can focus on my work for the last hour or so.

Posted by Shokufeh at May 15, 2003 04:01 PM
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wow, i didn't know that bird shit smelled so bad.... i lived with birds and got occasional poopies on my shoulders, because they would sit on my shoulders when i played the piano.. they were soo cute and would sing along with the music.... of course, they were paraketes and maybe their shit isn't as bad as other types of birds....

or maybe i smelled so bad, i didn't realize it...

roya

Posted by: roya on June 9, 2003 10:45 PM
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