November 20, 2003

I surrender

If I ever commit a crime, or am suspected of committing a crime, I'm going to make sure that I become rich and famous first. That way, I can choose when to turn myself in to the authorities. Or does everyone get to do that, and we only hear about it for the rich and famous?

Posted by Shokufeh at November 20, 2003 08:09 AM
Comments

I think the rule is that if it's impossible for you to run & hide, cops will wait for you to surrender to them. And we all know there's no way Michael Jackson can hide.

Posted by: +mojan. at November 21, 2003 06:32 AM

and dont forget to have a photo picked out for the press. In fact, everyone should have a photo picked out for the press. you never know when your picture will be all over the news, make sure it is a good one!

Posted by: Emily at November 24, 2003 07:23 AM