My car was stolen again. This time it was Egbert, my Honda Civic hatchback, which in real life I sold last year. This was its second time being stolen. I had to go claim it at a parking garage. The garage was several stories high, and vehicles were parked not just on the floors, but on the ceilings as well.
To find Egbert, I climbed aboard a massive woman. She carried me and seven others on her shoulders and arms, as she walked up and down the aisles on all the floors. It was hard to watch both the floor and ceiling, so it took me two trips through the building before I determined that Egbert was not there. After disembarking the massive woman, I spoke with other staff, to find that my car was parked in a satellite lot, and would not be available until the next day.
I left, walking out into the increasing darkness. I tried calling Sam, but wasn’t able to get through. So I set off down the street. Even though I’d made it to the garage without mishap, I was finding it hard to get my bearings. I saw a bus, but it was the wrong one. So I kept walking, under a highway.
I could see that the only thing ahead of me was a boat dock, so I decided to retrace my steps. When I turned around, a boy was walking toward me, his two dogs in tow. These were not your small-sized dogs, nor your medium-sized dogs. They were even beyond the realm of large-sized dogs. These were gargantuan. They easily outsized me, and it was no treat when one of them latched on to my hand with his teeth.
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Last night I dreamed I stayed in a shack of Oprah’s and ate delicious field greens of all different kinds.
I also went to visit Lacey at work, but she was in a meeting. So I enjoyed water-based amusement park rides with other staff at the Baha'i National Center. And it was all just right outside, on a big lake.
Posted by Shokufeh at November 14, 2003 12:04 PMHA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
I was probably in a meeting with Delara. You should have crashed it :)
Posted by: lacey at November 17, 2003 11:44 AM