May 02, 2003

At Blimpie

Could I have a large turkey sandwich on wheat bread? I'd appreciate it if you could rub the sleeve of your shirt on my food as you're assembling the sandwich. It would be particularly cool of you to knock the lettuce, onions, and olives off the bread with your armpit, and then just add more to that end of the sandwich while acting like you have no idea how the first helping ended up on the cutting board.

Boy, was I happy that I didn't have the appetite of the guy in front of me. The small veggiemax sufficed and didn't seem to interfere with the reach of the person behind the counter.

Posted by Shokufeh at May 2, 2003 04:02 PM