April 10, 2003

Behold my powers

I just had the sensation of being a superhero.

I was in a cross-walk, crossing five lanes of traffic. Everyone was with the program, except for Lane 4 Car. But then I cast L4C a wide-eyed evil look, and it too halted.

Okay, maybe it had something to do with the driver behind the wheel of L4C not wanting to cause bodily harm to what he/she viewed as a human. But I prefer to think that it was my mutant power of poison dart eyes.

Posted by Shokufeh at April 10, 2003 09:03 AM