April 01, 2003

My day today

SR: Hello, this is Shokufeh.
Panicked Person: Yes, hi. You know that mystery illness? I work with someone who flew from the mainland yesterday. But I know that he visited Chinatown while he was in Boston. So we might get sick. Should he be at work?

SR: Hello, this is Shokufeh.
PP: I'm planning a trip at the end of the year. But I'm concerned about being on the plane with other people. Do you know where I can buy a respirator with bells and whistles?

SR: Hello, this is Shokufeh.
PP: Hi. Um... I was wondering... you know how there's a lot of Asians here in Hawaii? Well, I take the bus to work. Do you think I have SARS now?

Okay... best one yet!
SR: Hello, this is Shokufeh.
PP: I just realized that most of things I buy are made in China. What if someone who had SARS made my stuff, and coughed on it? I'm especially concerned because I just gave a bunch of presents to people. What if they get sick too, and spread it to their family and friends?!

Posted by Shokufeh at April 1, 2003 02:13 PM
Comments

Delara and I both loved this. :)

Posted by: lacey at April 3, 2003 07:16 AM

I'm glad. Just wanted to share the fun. I had some good chuckles answering the phone that day.

Posted by: shokufeh at April 3, 2003 01:45 PM

Heh heh -- did you change the spelling of "panicked?" :D Good job, Shok.

Posted by: +mojan. at April 3, 2003 05:34 PM