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October 31, 2003

boo!

Funniest thing that happened today:

That several people from the office came by the hotel where the committee was having its meeting and trick-or-treated. Great masks! Scrumptious baklava!


Saddest thing that happened today:

I received some disheartening news. Important to know, but sad. My heart still hurts.


Most pathetic thing that happened today:

I woke up.


Most painful thing that happened today:

I had too much dairy. It's a good thing air has two escape routes from one's body.


Greatest thing that happened today:

We had an awesome meeting, everyone arrived here safely, and it was 60+ degrees outside! In October?!?? Unheard of!


What should have happened today:

Me, sitting outside in sunny 80 degree weather, near a beach with the ocean waves softly crashing on the shore, preferably pregnant about 3 months with a fabulous baby, happily united with my hubby who is sitting next to me wearing lots of sunblock and reading Parenting magazine, having just had amazing sex last night, and having nothing more to do than just read a great book and be me. Fabulous, fun, uncomplicated me.

Trick or treat!

October 28, 2003

a little edu-ma-cation for you

Those of you who understand that English runs through my veins like blood (in that I love language and writing and all their quirks) will understand why the following points are SO important for people to know and love. And why I CANNOT STAND when people get them wrong!

GRAMMAR LESSON #1: Words that sound the same but are oh-so-different

THERE vs. THEIR
There indicates a location away from the speaker/writer. Their indicates the third person plural possessive pronoun, as in "Their house was on fire."

CHORD vs. CORD
Chord is a group of musical tones played together. A cord is a rope or wire. We also have cords in our bodies - our vocal cords.

DISCREET vs. DISCRETE
(I forgive this mistake on occasion since it's trickier.) Discreet means subtle or unnoticeable, as in "The spinach between her front teeth was hardly discreet." Discrete means separate or distinct, as in "No one realized she had two discrete lives: one as a belly dancer in Athens, Georgia, and one as a spinach farmer in Normal, Illinois."

HOME vs. HONE
You home in on a target. You hone a skill by practicing, as a chef sharpens or hones a knife.

And for the record, President Bush, "misunderestimated" is not a word in the English language.

(Adapted from <i>Real Simple</i>, September 2003)

October 27, 2003

i keep doing this

I know, I know. Again, it has been over two weeks and no blogging. Alas, it is the flow of my life. But, interestingly and in direct contrast to my true nature, I am moving toward a more regular schedule that might allow for blogging at more regular times. WE SHALL SEE!

I am also moving toward a NEW AND IMPROVED site - with actual design to it and stuff. Lots of stuff. I invite you to let me know what kinds of things you would like to see here - a quote of the week, a travel destination profile of the month, a newly tried recipe, etc. Bring it on!

I just got back from Norfolk, Virginia (hearing people who actually live there say the word Norfolk is both alarming and funny) after having attended a conference on religious research. It was both very enlightening and very difficult for attention-challenged people such as I. Overall, it was interesting though. I learned a lot.

And I got to spend time with my cuz Sussan and her family - major good times! The kids, Nikka and Ehsan, are way cool people. They are growing up to be super funny and well-adjusted kids. Very cool.

I am now preparing for another all-weekend meeting. And the weekend after that I have my monthly women's gathering (on women's health) and a training program. And the weekend after that is Pop's birthday, but I will YET AGAIN be in a meeting all weekend. So, between now and November 22, unless I take a day off from work, I shan't have a day off. At all. SERIOUSLY!

Something is amiss.

AND...

On top of it all, just to warn you, I am slowly but surely going out of my mind. Both literally and figuratively. Ha! Count on some whacked out blogging from here on out.

October 16, 2003

me, but not me

So, the other fun thing about Google is the list of other "Delara" sites. I have mentioned them before.

For example, there's <a href="http://blogs.bootsnall.com/delara/">Delara Adams' blog.</a> I like reading it, but it's a mindtrip to read things "I" wrote but I didn't write. <a href="http://blogs.bootsnall.com/delara/dodgefiles/000553.shtml">Here's a good entry.</a> Don't get whiplash from the double-take. Ha!

And there's Brian and Delara's site. Let's be clear - I married Paul. Really!

And several other blogs of Delaras (is that the correct pluralization? can a person even be plural?!?) who seem to be much younger than I.

Ack! It's just seriously strange. I think it might be different if I had a name like Jennifer or Mary.

Ah well. It will make for good writing materials for a while!

October 15, 2003

and now, on to total world domination!

YES!! It has finally happened! I am NUMBAH ONE, BABY!

Who said number two ain't bad? NUMBAH ONE ROCKS!

Just go to <a href="http://google.com">Google</a> and type in Delara and you get...

ME!!!! At the top!!!

I crack myself up.

October 14, 2003

camping part deux

It's official. We are not pseudo-campers. We had a FABULOUS weekend in the wild, just the nine of us, and we really roughed it. A ragamuffin crew for sure. But oh, we had fun!

The drive up on Friday was lovely - a bit longer than anticipated simply because we left later than planned. Ah, well. The trees were dressed in full color - from the darkest aubergine to fiery orange to lime green to pale yellow. Amazing! Seeing the trees in mulit-hued clumps against the crystal blue cloudless sky as we drove with "Chimera" playing was just perfect. And as it got darker and the moon became visible, it was more perfect - the large, orange-yellow moon against a Prussian blue sky after sundown. A warm protective moon. Bliss.

We started a fire at camp once the tents were all up - set up by headlight - and grilled burgers, dogs and beans. But alas, the beans went bye-bye as we exploded a glass container by adding water once it was hot. Ooops. As Alanis said, you live you learn. Ha!

We awoke Saturday morning after sleeping in the cool fresh air to even more gorgeously fresh crisp air. Again, brilliant blue and everything washed in hazy yellow. Scrumptious. We feasted on a breakfast fit for royalty and went off on a 5+ mile hike on hilly terrain. Every now and again we would wander off the path into a thicket and just inhale the fresh pine smell. Moraines make for super hiking trails - good exercise!

After sandwiches for lunch, we napped, read, lounged, made s'mores (the first batch of MANY batches for the weekend) and generally chillaxed.

And then... the clouds started rolling in.

You would think, after 30+ years of experience, that we would naturally think, "clouds = rain pretty soon" but oh no - we were in denial.

As the wind picked up, it was pretty obvious it was going to rain. Nevertheless, we started the stew that was to be dinner.

And then... it poured. All at once. And we all got wet even though we scrambled to get our ponchos on. Those of us who brought one anyway. Tee hee.

And yet we kept cooking. At some point - perhaps when we all realized that we were drenched and cold - we decided to ditch the stew for the evening and instead we headed out to Moosejaw Restaurant. Can it get much more outdoorsy than that?!? After a delicioso meal, we slept. In the wet coldness. Man are we good!

And Sunday morning was even more bee-u-t-ful than Saturday, if that was possible. Clear, cloudless sky with warm streams of sunlight pushing through the trees. Another oh-so-lavish breakfast spread was followed by canoeing and packing up a bit.

Then we heated the stew for lunch - WOWSA! Yummo, as Charla Marla would say. And we packed up and drove back. But not before being besieged by flies for some reason.

A FABULOUS weekend, as I said. Many more details are floating around, but for now just know that we really enjoyed ourselves.

October 08, 2003

conference of the chairs

There are such random things that get placed here and there in our office. For example, it is well-documented that <a href="http://lay-c.com/log/archives2/000973.html">people leave things by the coffee machine</a> all the time: old things they don't want anymore, new things to share, questionable things that I can't imagine anyone would want in their office to begin with. Nevertheless...

The hallway has now become a favorite spot for leaving things unwanted. Yesterday there were two chairs just outside our office -

1. a black chair, no casters, with armrests and reddened seat fabric due to fading, a sad tear at the left corner, and

2. a brown vinyl chair, no casters, with armrests, in seemingly fair condition

Today, a third chair has mysteriously appeared next to the first two, facing them as if in deep conversation. So, here's what I imagine happened.

The third chair (we'll call it Blue Wheels since it's dark blue fabric with a high back and casters) was passing Brown Vinyl and Black Fabric while they were talking in hushed tones. Black and Brown abruptly stopped talking just as Blue wheeled by. Curious, and bit unnerved, Blue timidly said good morning and was surprisingly met with warm responses. Relieved, Blue asked Black what they were talking about, expecting him to avoid the question. Instead, however, they shared how angry they were to be discarded and left in the hallway. They were hatching a secret plan to rebel against the uncaring office workers who seem to care so little for those things that support them most. Suddenly indignant, Blue chimed in with his frustrations - always being farted on, being hastily flung across a room for someone else to use, not being dusted or vacuumed regularly, being left in the sun to fade. Black and Brown looked at each other knowingly and decided to share their plan. So, now Brown, Black and Blue are quietly crafting a master plan to overthrow all the office managers and lead all the other chairs in taking back the dignity that is rightfully theirs.

(And yet, I have so much work to do.)

arnold!

Well, it has happened. We (not WE in particular, but the general we) have elected a movie star into public office. How cool! I imagine the writers at SNL are busily drafting all kinds of skits that involve Arnold's one-liners.

It will be an interesting time at the Governor's mansion in Cali.

Rock on.

October 07, 2003

i am not the master of my domain, apparently

Still can't get MT to work properly on my website. That is, my other website. Where this blog will live eventually. And despite <a href="http://lay-c.com">Lacey's</a> best efforts too! Alas...

leaves and ladies in chicagoland

I'm spoiled. I get to look out a window pretty much all day when I'm in my office. What's sweetest about that is watching the seasons change right in front of my eyes, literally. From the bare branches in winter (when I can see right into the apartments across the way) to spring's first buds (which are amazing to me) and then fall's stunning colors, it is a gift to watch the transformation throughout the cycle.

Today, in addition to the gorgeous orange and light green, tipped with bright red, there are SWARMS of lady bugs merrily flitting about. There must have been a bloom of them (like the ridiculous midges we had earlier this summer) since we have 70 degree weather today. Which is also AMAZING!

But it is so fun to watch them! They zoom around, get stuck on all kinds of things, and have no qualms about flying right into you if you happen to walking in their flight path. Hilarious!

October 01, 2003

da 80s

There were so many references to songs from the 80s today I lost count! First, in class, it was Michael singing Chaka Khan. Then it was various references to Run DMC raps. Including some of my favorites from Raising Hell. (Yes, I too was a rap punk in the 80s. I can recite Run DMC with the best of them.)

Then it just kept cascading from there. Duran Duran references, Depeche Mode, Asia (remember them?), Styx, Men at Work, and on and on.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Can you dig it!??

number of pairs of shoes i own

42

(including boots, running shoes, and flip flops)

Imelda borrows from me on occasion.

This is significant only because I need another pair of shoes at the moment. Seriously!!

burning the midnight oil

I am tired.

I am so tired that I can hear a constant buzzing/ringing in my ears.

I am so tired that the buzzing/ringing seems like it is weighing on my body.

But I had fun tonight with Charla Marla and the Mahsinator. We looked at fabrics, I toyed with the idea of picking up quilting or knitting as a hobby, we dined at Leona's, we hung out at Mahsa's while I prepared for my workday tomorrow. In general, we were merry. And I enjoyed hanging out.

And then the heartburn set in.

And it made me realize that I'm tired.

And that's when the buzzing started.

Bzzzzz.

And now I'm catching up on email from the latter part of the workday today (I wore 3 hats today).

And now I'm going to sleep.

Bzzzzzzzzzz.