delara, interrupted

Things that seem to be worth a million dollars even though they're really not:
(or, things that make people act like whacked out fools about to attack you)

1. a roll of quarters at the grocery store
2. parking spaces at the Foster Avenue beach on a Sunday afternoon
3. parking spaces in my neighborhood at 12:26am
4. an available washer or dryer in a shared laundry facility
5. getting a parking ticket two minutes after your meter expires
6. the last box of [insert any item here] on the supermarket shelf