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bon voyage

Dear Blog,

I am sending you away on a week-long vacation today. You must be the first blog in history to actually go on vacation, eh? Wow. How very special.

So, I took the liberty of making all the arrangements already. You will be going on a retreat to Maui where you will learn how to surf and use yoga to strengthen your mind and body. You'll also go on a bunch of fun excursions and will be eating the best food ever.

Yeah, it will be good for you. I have sensed for some time now that you need to get away, and here's your chance! So, make sure you're packed enough sunblock, and I'll see you again in a week.

Love,
Delara

Comments

hilarious, david. :) although given the quality of your writing, i'm the one who ought to feel like i'm blogging with celebs.

Saw yer' photo in the american Baha'i! Feels like I'm blogging with celebrities!!!!

Thank God for moblogging! I am so happy to see you smiling in the sun on the left column here. Bee hee. Plus, PLUS!!, PALM TREES!!!

Ma leeki hi mekka hiney ho!