answers you never want to hear on the dating game
Bachelor #1: How would you describe yourself?
"I'm kind of like hair conditioner - when things are all tangled up, I smooth it all out."
"Definitely Wapner. Definitely. 3:30 PM. People's Court. Definitely Judge Wapner."
"I'm an enigma, mon cherie. You can never really know me, like really know me. I'm meant to be a mystery to women."
Bachelor #2: What is your favorite thing to do on a date?
"Stare at the mirror for hours, admiring my God-given beauty."
"Order some sushi at this cute little place down the street and go back to my fabulous apartment to watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
"What? I have to take you on a date?"
Bachelor #3: If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?
"I would wish for a bigger (insert any noun here - house, boat, closet, car, body, ego, etc.)."
"I would want nothing more than to hold you in my arms forever. Seriously - I would never let you go. Not even to pee."
"I would wish for world peace."
Comments
and, hahahaha. not even to pee. love it too.
Posted by: charla | January 7, 2004 05:34 PM
Hahahaha sushi and QE. Love it.
Posted by: lacey | January 7, 2004 05:13 PM