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no white!

This may seem strange to you all, but I have no white shirts. This is TOTALLY ironic considering two years ago Paulie would tease me about only having white shirts. Not a diversified portfolio, he'd say. Every time I'd even think of picking up a white shirt while we were shopping he'd give me a dirty look and remind me about the 50 gazillion white shirts or sweaters I had back at home. But alas, my efforts to purchase more color in my wardrobe has left me with no white shirts. Literally! Oh yes, I have those 5-6 off-white (otherwise known as winter white or cream) tops, and there are even those cream colored corduroys. But no white. Sad.

So, I did what any respectable woman would do. I dashed out to TJ Maxx the other day (yes, I do much of my shopping there, dahlings - discount is the new chic) and I bought three white tops. Immediately my blood pressure went back to normal. I am breathing much easier now. And I have more color in my life. Hee hee.

Comments

all of the above, my dear.

But exactly WHAT happened 2 those 50 white shirts?
Where they that art installation in Grant park where someone draped the bandshell white fabric?

Or did you stuff them all with pretzels and mail them to the White House?

Or was it YOU that made a 4tune selling dress shirts that said Abercrombie and Bitch?

And you better enjoy that olive colored skin you got, too! White looks rad next to olive.